“Incest and miscegenation!” Pa yelled as he entered the room where Billy and Dolly sat. Billy fled through the doorway, too panicked for ratiocination, and wound a peregrinating dotted line around the yard and by P.J., the deaf and dumb youngest brother.
Famous Readers Narrate the Funny Pages, McSweeney’s. Link thanks to Comics Curmudgeon, of course.
Honestly, though, if you want a Benjy parallel, Jeffy’s the only appropriate choice.
