It would be consistent with my character and attitude toward Twitter if I was annoyed by this, but I actually think the examples listed are funny and clever. But I don’t quite get it — are they all from a book? I went to jamesjoyce and all he says is something about a VW and “Go Phillies!” which I’m pretty sure wasn’t in Ulysses or Portrait or Dubliners. Maybe it was in Finnegan’s Wake.